Quotes of the past month

Sorry for the lack of updates!

Here are some funny quotes:


#Quote 1:
Victor is issued the heart rate monitor.

Victor: How do I use this thing?

Ardlee: What do you think, Mr Victor? There is only one button!!

#Quote 2:
All the runners are doing the super taxing PT combo issued by Warrant Chua Chee Beng. Everybody is MISERABLE....

Chin Leong: Hey Ardlee.

Ardlee: Ya wat?

Chin Leong: You captain, right?

Ardlee: Ya so?

Chin Leong: You captain, then how come you still doing this?

Ardlee: F***, you are right!

A police car passes by on the ECP cycling track.

Ardlee: See la, today Mother's Day, I am suppose to go off at 11am. Think my mum make a police report on missing person already.

#Quote 3:
The team welcomes Victor, who is a regular.

Ardlee: Talking about regulars, Maj Chia, do you know that Najib signed on?

Maj Chia (shocked): Really?!

Najib: Yes Sir, that is true.

Maj Chia (jokes): Didn't coming to AHM for the past one year teach you anything??!